BEWARE TO
9 words women use..
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and
you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is
only five minutes, if you have just been given five more
minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end
in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's Okay:
& ; This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a
man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're
welcome.
8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying %#$* YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This
will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the
woman's
response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments
they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
cause
> they know it's true.
9 words women use..
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and
you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is
only five minutes, if you have just been given five more
minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end
in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's Okay:
& ; This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a
man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're
welcome.
8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying %#$* YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This
will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the
woman's
response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments
they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
cause
> they know it's true.